A Potential Guard Dog
A touching story
2:46am as i walked nakedly past my father's wall clock on the hall way to my kitchen to get myself and wife a cold lemon juice,i cannot help but to be happy,50yrs of age,22yrs of marriage i still have what it takes to make my wife convulse like who is been electrocuted,screamed like someone who is possessed by demon,a multiple orgasm like no other,i am feelling good with myself knowing at my age i still have the moves,suddenly my thought was interrupted by a loud sound,i pipp through my window,an old model grand Cherokee jeep have just rammed my main gate apart,i rushed into the room,put on my boxer,picked my bass ball bat,i was so angry that the plea of my wife fell on deaf ear,i intend to deal with the drunk idiot that is the driver,i rushed out of the house towards the gate but froze on a spot,in front of the jeep where 15 to 20 hefty armed men glaring at me and more outside behind the jeep,instantly i knew this most be the one million boys that have been causing mayhem in lagos,the most notorious organised unstoppable group of bandit that the state police are even scared of,my instinct was to run but i noticed they stoped advancing forward and they also look scared,for a brief moment i was confused,what could they be affraid of,my bat?,i wonder,suddenly there was a grawl behind me,i turned there stood medusa and her boys my wife must have open the gate of there cages,permit me to tell u a little bit about medusa,medusa was a dobberman brought into the country by a german expertrait pregnant where i work but have his permit revolked and deported back for being cruel to a fellow Nigerian asign to work with him,before he was marshed away by the immigration,he handed the dog over to me promising he will come back for her but he never did,3 weeks later medusa gave birth to 9 puppies,8males one female,i tried selling but no body wanted them because they are too ugly,i gave the only female to a friend,i kept all against the wish of my wife,one year and two months old,the boys are twice the size of there mother and very athletic for dogs of such size,my neighbours call them dog from hell,with medusa and her boys behind me my confident returned,i shouted with a loud voice(drop 100k for the repair of my gate and i promise to let u all walk out of here alive)but there leader the one with large scar across his face told them not to listen to me that they are just dogs and he urged them forward,i looked down at medusa who is equally looking up and awaiting my command, 'kILL' was all it takes for medusa and her boys to lip forward with the speed of a bullet towards the intruders,it was the most terrifying,horrifying dog attack i have ever seen in my life,it was a blood bath,the battle lasted less than 2 mins,those that can still run took to there heels,body parts - and blood everywhere,i lost 3 dogs that night and 2, medusa and one of her son two days later due to dip cut wounds,today marks three years since i lost medusa and as a tradition i always light a candle for medusa and her boys,for those of u that ur dog have died defending u join me in lighting a candle for a hero and friend,
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